Tuesday, March 6, 2012
I had a dream
I had a dream the other night where the place I was working had a private zoo. In this zoo, they had an elephant that could talk. Mainly, he liked to do Marlon Brando impressions. He would scratch the underside of his chin with his trunk. It was physically spot on. However, I thought he sounded way more like Robert DeNiro. It was just wrong. The inflection and the accent just didn't match the movie quotes. I kept telling people that the elephant was broken. We should train him to do DeNiro's lines. They kept reminding me that the point was that it was A TALKING ELEPHANT. Still, if the elephant was going to do something, he should do it properly.