Comedy...

The following is a true chain of emails. I changed the names for legal reasons:

From: Amazon Employee
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 11:05 AM
Subject: Beer tap for a keg

I need a beer tap for a keg rather urgently near US1/US2. Can I borrow one for about an hour?

Please call me on my cell: 206-xxx-xxxx

Thanks,
--Amazon Employee

From: Another Amazon Employess
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 11:07 AM
Subject: RE: Beer tap for a keg

You’re going to kill an entire keg in an hour, at 11AM?

Is your team hiring?

From: Yet Another Employee
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 11:35 AM
Subject: RE: Beer tap for a keg

Can you be more specific on the location and time? Are glasses provided?